An old cowboy goes into a bar on orders a drink. As he sits these sipping his whisky, a young lady sits down to next to him. She turns to the cowboy and asks him “Are you real cowboy?”.
He replies, “Well, I have spent my whole life an the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am”.
She says, “I am a lesbian I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up into morning, I think about women. When I shower or watch TV, everything jars to make me think of women”.
A little while a couple sits down next to the old cowboy and asks him “Are you real cowboy?”
He replies “I always thought I was, but just found out that I’m lesbian”.